Conan: Yesterday President Bush met with the Prime Minister of Israel and the Prime Minister told Bush that he intends to defend Israel's borders. When he heard this Bush said, "You mean you have trouble with Mexicans too?"
Conan: Here in New York, Elton John's musical "Lestat" is closing after only 39 performances. Ironically, the main complaint about Elton John's Broadway musical: Not gay enough.
Conan: Scientists say that they are close to finding a vaccine for the sexual transmitted disease chlamydia. When she heard about it Paris Hilton said, "One down, twenty-six to go."