Conan O'Brien |
Host |
Joel Godard |
Announcer |
Max Weinberg |
Himself (Band Leader) |
Jeremy Piven |
Himself |
Guest Star |
Tim Meadows |
Himself |
Guest Star |
Bruce Hornsby |
Musical Performer |
Guest Star |
Conan Hates My Homeland
Cyprus: Where the Mediterranean climate makes it a joy to spend each day mining asbestos.
Czech Republic: The country that explains why Koffka never wrote a happy story.
Denmark: Too bad you can't build a warm, sunny day out of Legos.
Djibouti: Imagine how great life would be if you had the rich natural resources of Ethiopia.
Dominica: Where the national catch phrase is, "I'm sorry officer, I didn't mean to interrupt your armed robbery."
"President Bush": I spoke for an hour but it wasn't enough for them. They kept yelling "Four more years." I mean Conan, I'm good but even I can't talk that long.
Conan: During your speech you were interrupted twice by protestors, did that
anger you?
"President Bush": Not at all Conan. Those protestors have their right to free
speech, just as other people have the right to knock them to the floor and muffle them with a damp rag.
Conan: Wait a minute sir, are you saying that you shoved a damp rag in their mouth?
"President Bush": In Texas, we just call that "shushin'."
Conan: President Bush is back on the campaign trail today and today he
stopped off in Pennsylvania which is an important area. He stopped off in Pennsylvania which he's already visited thirty-four times this campaign. Yeah, you can tell he's been there a lot because instead of chanting "Four more years," the crowd chanted, "Go somewhere else!"
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