Late Night with Conan O'Brien

Season 12 Episode 108

Jimmy Fallon, Anderson Cooper, Lewis Black

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Aired Weekdays 12:35 AM Apr 13, 2005 on NBC

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    • Conan: Folks, I think its time we look into the future.
      Jimmy: The future Conan?
      Conan: That's right Jimmy Fallon, lets all look to the future, all the way to the year 2000.
      LaBamba: In the year 2000, In the year 2000!
      Conan: President Bush will admit that at the funeral of Pope John Paul II he mistook a nun for the pope's wife, called her Mrs. Paul, and told her how much he loved her frozen fish sticks.
      LaBamba: In the year 2000!
      Jimmy: Pop star Britney Spears will announce that she is pregnant. The baby will spend the first nine months of pregnancy emulating its father, Kevin Federline by doing nothing and feeding off of Britney Spears.
      LaBamba: In the year 2000!
      Conan: Billy Joel will leave an expensive rehab clinic in California. And two blocks later Joel will enter a moderately priced split level house at sixty-five miles per hour.
      LaBamba: In the year 2000!
      Jimmy: Kirstie Alley will lose 270 pounds, forcing the producers of her hit TV show to rename it, 'Still a pretty fat TV actress.'
      LaBamba: In the year 2000!
      Conan: Nyquil will make people even drowsier when they start packaging it with Phil Collins CDs.
      LaBamba: In the year 2000!
      Jimmy: Thomas' English muffins will go bankrupt when they replace their nooks and crannies with hooks and trannies."
      LaBamba: In the year 2000!
      Conan: King Kong will confess that he is merely a figurehead. And that true power lies with Prime Minister Kong.
      LaBamba: In the year 2000!
      Jimmy: Sales of Snickers candy bars will plummet, when its revealed that its been snickering at the size of your small penis.
      LaBamba: In the year 2000!
      Conan: Wall Street will take a severe beating when Star Jones includes it in her jogging route.
      LaBamba: In the year 2000!
      Jimmy: Paris Hilton will ask comedians to stop making jokes about her being a slut. When Conan O'Brien and Jimmy Fallon agree, she rewards them with a mind-blowing three way.
      LaBamba: In the year 2000!
      Conan: Michael Jackson will create even more suspicion when it's revealed that he once thought of naming his home, 'The Neverpants Ranch.'
      LaBamba: In the year 2000!

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