Late Night with Conan O'Brien
Jimmy Fallon, Keith Olbermann, Steven Kaplan
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Keith OlbermannHimself
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Mike Merritt
Max Weinberg 7 - Bassist
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Max Weinberg
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Jerry Vivino
Max Weinberg 7 - Saxaphone, Woodwinds, Vocalist
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Conan O'Brien
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Mark Pender
Max Weinberg 7 - Trumpet
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Brian McCann
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Conan: You see, I think its time we took a moment and looked into the future. Jimmy Fallon: The future, Conan? Conan: That's right Jimmy Fallon, let's all look to the future, all the way to the year 2000. LaBamba: In the year 2000, In the year 2000! Conan: Crazed gunmen will hijack a JetBlue airliner and force it to go to its scheduled destination on time. LaBamba: In the year 2000! Jimmy Fallon: Angry parent groups will get the letter 'Q' kicked out of the alphabet when its revealed that its just an 'O' with its junk hanging out. LaBamba: In the year 2000! Conan: Britney Spears will reveal that the reason she shaved her head is to reduce aerodynamic drag as she plumets from fame. LaBamba: In the year 2000! In the year 2000! Conan: N'Sync will partially reunite when Justin Timberlake stops in at a Chili's and Joey Fatone takes his order. LaBamba: In the year 2000! Jimmy Fallon: Controversy will errupt at the Oscars when the Lead Actress winner Helen Mirren dedicates her award to whoever shot Biggie Smalls. LaBamba: In the year 2000! Conan: Soul music will become less popular when the artists stop calling women 'baby' and start calling them "me hearties" LaBamba: In the year 2000! Jimmy Fallon: George Bush will no longer be referred to as America's dumbest President, but rather as America's most successful retard. LaBamba: In the year 2000! Conan: In a poll where people are given the choice between Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama, sixty percent of women say they'd rather vote for Obama and eighty percent of men say they'd rather sleep with Obama. LaBamba and Jimmy Fallon: In the year 2000!
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Conan: Paris Hilton threw herself a birthday party this week and she brought two dates. Which explains why Paris told her guests, "No cake for me, I had a sandwich in the car."
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Conan: Yesterday at a political rally, Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger called John McCain a quote, "Great Senator and a very good friend." Yeah, apparently Arnold likes McCain because it is so much easier to pronounce than 'Giuliani.'
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Conan: Denmark and Lithuania have announced that they're going to pull their troops from Iraq. Yeah, apparently Denmark and Lithuania are gonna pull out on the same day so all four guys can car pool.
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Conan's 'Tonight Show' Writers Live June 12th at LA Improv Comedy Fest!
06/05/101
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Who should replace Conan O'Brien
01/24/10108
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Conan vs. Jay?
01/14/1032
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Jordan Schlansky
12/17/0911
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What would you do if you got to meet Conan?
09/02/0957
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