Late Night with Conan O'Brien Season 12 Episode 113
John C. Reilly, Zooey Deschanel, Todd Rundgren & Joe Jackson
 Conan O'Brien |
Host |
 Max Weinberg |
Himself (Band Leader) |
Joel Godard |
Announcer |
 John C. Reilly |
Himself |
Guest Star |
 Zooey Deschanel |
Herself |
Guest Star |
Todd Rundgren |
Musical Performer |
Guest Star |
Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions
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TRIVIA (1)
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As an example, Conan showed what appeared to be a "real" Massachusetts state quarter to help describe the "New State Quarters" skit. The date which the Massachusetts entered the union (1789) is not on the quarter which Conan displayed. Rather 1889 was the year depicted.
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Conan: How do you like the upper west side? That's where I hang out, do you like it there?
John C. Reilly: Its great, I get to go in the park every single day. You know, I wander around the lake and past Strawberry fields there on my way home and its funny 'cause I was walking, you know there's all these tourists in the park and I was coming home the other day and realized I blew the perfect opportunity. This French family came up to me and said, "Pardon me, monsieur. Can you tell me where is zee 'Strawberry Fields'?" And I was like, "Yeah, its over there," and I was actually on my way home that way and as they headed toward it I realized I just blew the perfect
opportunity. I could have said, "Let me take you down, 'cause I'm going to Strawberry fields." When am I gonna get that chance again? Or I could have even started singing it, [singing] "Let me take you down..."
Conan: And got all trippy on them: "'Cause I'm going too." Yeah that'd be great, you'd have a good time doing that.
John C. Reilly: That might have flipped them out but...
Conan: Here's the problem with living near Strawberry Fields, cause I live near there and have my window open at night, all the Beatle fans go to the park at night in the summer and they bring their guitars. And only like one out of fifteen of them can actually sing and they literally...you're trying to sleep and you hear, [singing off-key] "Help! I need somebody, not just anybody help!" And its painful, I just throw cold water on them. -
New State Quarters
New Mexico: "President Bush's favorite foreign country."Nebraska: "Coming in 2008... Something to do."
California: "Where da Governor design da quater all by his self."
Florida: "Our new average age: Dead!"
Connecticut: "Please don't feed or tease the Martha."
Alaska: "Come celebrate 'Summer Week' June 21-28."
West Virginia: "One time Jordy shot a raccoon this big. I will swear to God on that."
South Dakota: "Home of Mount Rushmore and...um... did we mention Mount Rushmore?"
Texas: "You'll come for the Alamo, you'll stay because you were wrongfully executed."
Mississippi: "49th highest standardized test scores - in your face, Arkansas!"
New York: "We made you a quarter and you want a slogan too? Take a hike, douchebag!"
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Conan: Yesterday, Forbes Magazine released a list of the richest ZIP codes in the country. Once again, Star Jones came in fourth.
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Conan: Its been reported that the Navajo Nation is considering a bill that outlaws gay marriage among Native Americans. Yeah, this is particularly bad news for one member of "The Villiage People."
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Conan: In a recent interview, Paris Hilton went on and on about how great her new boyfriend is. She's got a new boyfriend and she says he's great. Paris said, "This guy is one in a million and trust me, I know what I'm talking about."
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