Late Night with Conan O'Brien

Season 13 Episode 130

Luke Perry, Chris "Ludacris" Bridges, Van Hunt

Aired Weekdays 12:35 AM Jun 07, 2006 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Celebrity Survey
      "Behind every great man is..."
      Barry Bond's Survey Response: "another guy injecting him with human growth hormone."

      "Every baby should have..."
      Britney Spears' Survey Response: "a factory warrenty."

      "My most embarassing moment was when I..."
      Arnold Schwarzenegger's Survey Response: "got my freudenschnitzel caught in a schlingelgruber."

      "As the situation in Iraq worsens we must not allow..."
      President George W. Bush's Survey Response: "gay people to get married."

      "The best way to attract a woman is by treating her..."
      Richie Sambora's Survey Response: "slightly better than Charlie Sheen."

      "When I'm in public, I'm often followed by..."
      Scott Baio's Survey Response: "store detectives."

      "I believe that Katie Couric will be..."
      Laura Bush's Survey Response: "my only real competition in the Joker look-alike contest."

      "My biggest influence when I was growning up was..."
      Kevin Federline's Survey Response: "this dude with a rich wife and no talent."

      "My favorite Shakespear quote is..."
      President George W. Bush's Survey Response: "Zoinks; Scoob. This carnival's haunted!"

      "A lot of people find me..."
      Paris Hilton's Survey Response: "on their penises."