Late Night with Conan O'Brien

Season 12 Episode 136

Matt Lauer, Mike Epps, Dr. Steven Lamm

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Aired Weekdays 12:35 AM Jun 15, 2005 on NBC

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      Demi Moore:
      Conan,
      Thanks for watching Ashton. I'll be back by 10:00 - Help yourself to anything in the fridge.

      President George W. Bush:
      Conan,
      I would appreciate it if you stop making jokes about me being distarded.

      Arnold Schwarzenegger:
      Conan,
      Leitzenshmitzel Poopzenmeitzen! (That's German for "Klotzenshmitzen Korfzelboffzen!")

      HIlary Duff:
      Conan,
      Tell Max I have Caller ID now, so I know that's him breathing.

      Tom Cruise:
      Conan,
      I'm telling you I'm really deeply, truly, madly in love with Karen Holmes.

      George Lucas:
      Conan,
      You're the biggest nerd I've ever seen and I'm George Lucas.

      Ryan Seacrest:
      Conan,
      Seacrest out!
      Of cereal!
      Driving to!
      Store now!

      Clay Aiken:
      Conan,
      I would do anything to get you to stop making gay jokes about me... and I do mean anything.

      Paris Hilton:
      Conan,
      I can guess the size of a man's feet by how big his penis is.

      Michael Jackson:
      Conan,
      When I heard your show was twelve years old, I couldn't resist doing it. Thanks :-)

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