Late Night Guest Autographs
Thanks for watching Ashton. I'll be back by 10:00 - Help yourself to anything in the fridge.
President George W. Bush:
I would appreciate it if you stop making jokes about me being distarded.
Leitzenshmitzel Poopzenmeitzen! (That's German for "Klotzenshmitzen Korfzelboffzen!")
Tell Max I have Caller ID now, so I know that's him breathing.
I'm telling you I'm really deeply, truly, madly in love with Karen Holmes.
You're the biggest nerd I've ever seen and I'm George Lucas.
I would do anything to get you to stop making gay jokes about me... and I do mean anything.
I can guess the size of a man's feet by how big his penis is.
When I heard your show was twelve years old, I couldn't resist doing it. Thanks :-)