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Late Night with Conan O'Brien

Season 12 Episode 8

Paris Hilton, Stuart Townsend, Scissor Sisters

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Aired Weekdays 12:35 AM Sep 10, 2004 on NBC
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Paris Hilton, Stuart Townsend, Scissor Sisters
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Paris Hilton, Stuart Townsend, Scissor Sisters. Comedy bits included "Decision 2004" where Conan spoke to President George W. Bush, Georgia Senator Zell Miller, Senator John Kerry, and Former President Bill Clinton.

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    • TRIVIA (1)

      • Conan mistakenly said "let's switch parties" after talking to President Bush and Senator Zell Miller. Senator Zell Miller is, in fact, a Democrat.

    • QUOTES (4)

      • Conan: You say, if you're happy, wear pink. Seriously?
        Paris Hilton: Yes.
        Conan: Even for men...
        Paris Hilton: I was disappointed that you didn't wear pink - you knew I was
        coming on the show.
        Conan: How do you know I'm happy?

      • "Senator Zell Miller": How dare you question the President's moral rectitude by declaring him susceptible to the devil cocaine?
        Conan: Now sir, wait a minute, sir I am not the one that said that.
        "Senator Zell Miller": Let me assure you, sir that if the President did dance with the white lady that he would have partaken in the highest quality blow. That's right sir, the highest quality blow, uncorrupted by even the slightest trace of baby laxitives. That's right, I'm talking absolutely one hundred percent, grade-A Columbian booger-sugar.
        Conan: Sir, I didn't say anything about...
        "Senator Zell Miller": How dare you interrupt me, you insolate pup!
        Conan: What! I wasn't interrupting you!
        "Senator Zell Miller": I challenge you to a duel, sir. That's right, we shall each draw swords and I will open your belly and let your Yankee entrails spill onto the red Georgia clay.
        Conan: Alright, now wait a minute. sir, no I am not gonna duel you with swords. It's ridiculous.
        "Senator Zell Miller": Very well. Then we will strip ourselves 'nekid and awl each others as the ancient Romans did, armed only with flamethrowers. I will scortch the flesh from your body and build an outhouse for my field hands with your charred, treasoness bones.
        Conan: Alright, now wait a minute. There's going to be no flamethrowers and no fighting.
        "Senator Zell Miller": Then you leave me no choice but to play you in a game of "Hungry, Hungry Hippos." We shall draw the hippos, and my orange hippo - fore I am always orange - will ravenously devour all the marbles in your Hasbro hippo pit while your sorry blue hippo snaps impotently at the vacant air.

      • Conan: Ruben Studdard announced this week that his next record will be a gospel album. Yeah, the name of the gospel album is "Jesus, I'm Fat!"

      • Conan: Florida is getting ready for it's third big hurricane in a month. Third big
        hurricane in a month, that's right. They've already been hit by hurricane Charlie and
        hurricane Francis and apparently this one is named hurricane "move out of Florida dumbass."

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