Late Night with Conan O'Brien

Season 13 Episode 111

Paul Rudd, Robert Smigel, Chris Klein, Hawthorne Heights

Aired Weekdays 12:35 AM Apr 28, 2006 on NBC



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Conan: According to a recent poll, Condoleezza Rice is the most popular member of the Bush Administration. Yeah, experts say that by claiming to be the most popular member of the Bush Administration is like claiming you've got the good kind of herpes.

    • New State Quarters
      Ohio: "An Applebee's for every 6.8 residents."

      New Jersey: "Visit for a week, regret it for a lifetime."

      Utah: "Home of Mormonism, the only religion considered "too weird" by Tom Cruise."

      Pennsylvania: "We're more modern than you think."

      Iowa: "Iowa + anti-depressants = an okay place to be."

      Florida: "Where hungry gators keep Social Security costs down."

      Alabama: "Your church, your gun shop and your firecracker stand all in the same mall!"

      Indiana: "Where the food pyramid is made from sausage, lard and butter."

      Missouri: "Where there's a 91% chance your child's first words will be "Wal-Mart.""

      New Mexico: "Less diarrhea than Old Mexico."

  • Notes

  • Allusions