New State Quarters
Ohio: "An Applebee's for every 6.8 residents."
New Jersey: "Visit for a week, regret it for a lifetime."
Utah: "Home of Mormonism, the only religion considered "too weird" by Tom Cruise."
Pennsylvania: "We're more modern than you think."
Iowa: "Iowa + anti-depressants = an okay place to be."
Florida: "Where hungry gators keep Social Security costs down."
Alabama: "Your church, your gun shop and your firecracker stand all in the same mall!"
Indiana: "Where the food pyramid is made from sausage, lard and butter."
Missouri: "Where there's a 91% chance your child's first words will be "Wal-Mart.""
New Mexico: "Less diarrhea than Old Mexico."