Conan Hates My Homeland Laos: You'll come for the early Asian ruins, you'll stay because you've been stricken with Avian Bird Flu. Latvia: Your leading industries are textiles, heavy machinery production and trading your daughters for second-hand American blue jeans. Liberia: Are you bummed out because your country has only one hundred twenty miles of paved road? Well cheer up, your forty-one year life expectancy should give you plenty of time to see all of it. Luxembourg: Come visit our country, but make sure you also have an afternoon activity. Malawi: Just like Florida except the electricity, phones, drinkable water or protection from roaming death squads. Special Finland insult for Lauri: You've had over five thousand years of culture and the world's most famous Finn is still "Huckleberry."
Conan: The White House is denying a report from the BBC that claims that President said God told him to invade Iraq. President Bush denyed the report and said, "That's not true, I invaded Iraq because Batman told me to."
During Jamie Cullums' music peformance his microphone stopped working and they had to begin the song over again. Conan warned the audience not to tell anyone or he would hunt them down and take their chocolate bars that Rosie O'Donnell gave them. This was not aired.
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