Conan O'Brien |
Host |
Max Weinberg |
Himself (Band Leader) |
Joel Godard |
Announcer |
Rudolph Giuliani |
Himself |
Guest Star |
Bloc Party |
Musical Performers |
Guest Star |
Colin Quinn |
Himself |
Recurring Role |
Conan: You're back from Iraq I understand?
Colin Quinn: Yeah, I go to Iraq all the time now.
Conan: Yeah? You go there a lot? What are you goin' there for?
Colin Quinn: I got a house over there [laughing]...
Conan: [Laughing] You have a house... a little summer place over in Baghdad.
Colin Quinn: P. Diddy got the Hamptons, I got Mosul, baby! What's up? Wave your hands in the air - if you still got 'um.
"Michael Jackson": I never imagined in a million years that twelve adults would get me off.
Conan: According to a new survey, this is interesting, ninety-nine percent of women don't like men who wear leather pants. Yeah, which works out perfectly because one hundred percent of men who wear leather pants don't like women.
Conan: A new study just came out: people who are obese are more likely to suffer from insomnia. Yeah, which explains why the Applebee's by Kirsty Alley's house is open twenty-four hours.
Conan: Earlier today, true story, Michael Jackson's lawyer said that Michael will no longer share his bed with young boys. Yeah, which explains why this afternoon Michael was spotted buying a large hammock. Its the Fondler 9000, its a good model you'll like it. And I went too far. Good hammock though, take it from me.
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