Samuel L. Jackson: I was on location once in this place and picked up the newspaper one morning and I read about this lady's cow who she found dead. She found her cow dead in the pasture and she called the sheriff because she said the cow had been hit in the head or something and she wanted the sheriff to run an autopsy on her cow. The sheriff was like, 'No, no, no' and she was like 'I insist that you run an autopsy on my cow.' They did right. They find five different sperm samples in this cow.
Conan: Don't cut to me after that story! I don't like the way that was edited
right there: 'Five different sperm samples in the cow - wang! I was lonely!'
Samuel L. Jackson: Fortunately, its probably no place you've ever been.
Conan: Hahah... we'll see... Man in stole velvet jacket seen running away.
God, I don't know how to get that out of my head now!