Late Night with Conan O'Brien

Season 13 Episode 2

Samuel L. Jackson, Richard Lewis, Brad Paisley

Aired Weekdays 12:35 AM Sep 07, 2005 on NBC
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Samuel L. Jackson, Richard Lewis, Brad Paisley
Samuel L. Jackson, Richard Lewis, Brad Paisley. Comedy bits included "Celebrity Survey," the band members read their fortune cookies and "The Bandy Awards."

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    Conan O'Brien

    Conan O'Brien


    Joel Godard

    Joel Godard


    Max Weinberg

    Max Weinberg

    Music Director

    Jerry Vivino

    Jerry Vivino

    Max Weinberg 7 - Saxaphone, Woodwinds, Vocalist

    Jimmy Vivino

    Jimmy Vivino

    Max Weinberg 7 - Associate Music Director, Arranger, Guitarist, Vocalist

    Mark Pender

    Mark Pender

    Max Weinberg 7 - Trumpet

    Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions


    • TRIVIA (0)

    • QUOTES (3)

      • Celebrity Survey
        "At my age I never thought I'd be..."
        Larry King's Survey Response: "outliving tortoises."

        "The most important person at my party is..."
        Sug Knight's Survey Response: "the ballistics expert."

        "I think FEMA is..."
        President George W. Bush's Survey Response: "a good name for a unicorn."

        "I refuse to appear in movies that..."
        Ben Affleck's Survey Response: "do well at the box office."

        "The new Chief Justice of the Supreme Court should be..."
        President George W. Bush's Survey Response: "FEMA the unicorn"

        "Sometimes I have trouble seeing past my..."
        Nicole Richie's Survey Response: "clown-size sunglasses."

        "People don't know that I can..."
        Conan O'Brien's Survey Response: "play a guy."

        "When I saw flags flying at half mast in Washington this week I thought..."
        Jessica Simpson's Survey Response: "Gilligan deserves this."

        "You don't want to mess with me when I'm..."
        Richard Simmons' Survey Response: "gay."

        "Someday I hope to learn how to..."
        O.J. Simpson's Survey Response: "murder-ski."

        "When I saw tons of food getting delivered to New Orleans, I..."
        Kirstie Alley's Survey Response: "renamed my mouth New Orleans."

        "When I have sex, I like to be..."
        Paris Hilton's Survey Response: "3rd from the top, 5th from the bottom."

      • Conan: It's been reported that Paris Hilton has posed topless for the upcoming issue of Vanity Fair, which means the only magazine that's left is Business Week. She did Boy's Life, believe it or not. Yeah, I've got that one.

      • Conan: Lance Armstrong announced that he and Sheryl Crow are engaged. Isn't that nice? Yeah, Lance said, "I'm looking forward to riding something other than my bike."

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