Conan: In a recent interview, Britney Spears was asked about religion and she said, this is a quote, "My baby is my religion." Yeah, I think Britney means it because instead of a crucifix, she keeps her baby on the dashboard.
Conan: The other day while talking about Lindsey Lohan, Paris Hilton was overheard using the c-word. Yeah, Paris's exact quote was "Lindsey Lohan has a career."
Conan: According to a new study, cocaine use is at an all time high because the price of cocaine is lower than it's been in years. Which makes sense because if there's one thing we know about coke addicts is that they're very careful with money
Conan: Vicente Fox, President of Mexico, arrived in the United States today for a state visit. Unfortunately Fox was caught at the border and sent back to Mexico.
Conan: Tomorrow night on Fox, Katherine McPhee and Taylor Hicks will face off on the final episode of this year's American Idol. So tomorrow night you may want to stay home and have a pizza delivered by Justin Guarini.