Conan O'Brien |
Host |
Max Weinberg |
Himself (Band Leader) |
Brian McCann |
Preparation-H Raymond/Various |
Joel Godard |
Announcer |
Richie "La Bamba" Rosenberg |
Himself (trombone player) |
Simon Cowell |
Himself |
Guest Star |
Will Forte |
Himself |
Guest Star |
The Dirty Dozenbrass Band |
Musical Performers |
Guest Star |
"Geraldo Rivera": I'm a maverick Conan. Constantly peeing into the stiff wind of acceptable viewpoints. Some say to-mah-to, some say to-may-to, I say mu-ta-ta!
Conan: Michael, you told Geraldo that you would never put yourself in a compromising position with children again.
"Michael Jackson": Oh yes Conan. Believe me, I will never, ever, ever, never again.
Conan: You won't?
"Michael Jackson": Conan, let me make this clear: underwear sleepover parties at The Neverland Ranch will absolutely, positively going to be gradually phased out over the next ten to twenty years.
Conan: Ten to twenty years? Wow that's very admirable.
"Michael Jackson": I'm calling the plan "No Tots in My Cots by 2025."
Conan: I'll take your silence as a resounding, "Please, tell us more."
Conan: Ashlee Simpson announced that next week she's launching a big North American tour. She's gonna go on tour, yeah. Yeah, when asked about it Ashlee said, "Luckily if I'm late they can always start without me."
Conan: President Bush is keeping busy these days, I don't know if you've heard the latest but President Bush unveiled his new budget proposals yesterday; they call for eliminating money for Amtrak. Yeah, or as Bush explained it, "Choo-choos go bye-bye."
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