All night long, Rupert touches meat and is joined later by Kelsey Grammer, his then-fiancee Camille, and a priest from the audience. Later, in the first of many Late Show appearances, Foo Fighters performed "This Is a Call."
Tonight on CBS Mailbag, Dave reads a letter from Pat Fleet, somehow prompting Tony Randall to douse Dave’s cigar with a fire extinguisher; Dolly Parton presents the Top Ten; Tony drops by again to announce tomorrow's guests, and Dave pays him back with another extinguisher; Biff and Pat Farmer carry Tony outside and into a taxi; Sponge (in one of the loudest LSDL performances ever) performed "Plowed."moreless
In a live remote, Dave annoys both an H&R Block tax accountant and his mortified customer, who prefers to hide her face; in his sole Late Show appearance, Leonardo DiCaprio plugs The Basketball Diaries and explains why he didn't want a stage name.
The New York Daily News, having headlined their paper with last night's Guiliani-chosen slogan, distributes miniature buttons to the audience reading "We Can Kick Your City's Ass" commemorating the headline; Bela Fleck sits in with the band on banjo; future roastmaster Jeff Ross makes his network TV debut.
A woman in the audience bakes cookies for everyone; Conan O'Brien appears in Dave's latest Oscar-related dream; Dave walks out to gets his toupee dry-cleaned; Dave and Samuel L. Jackson read from the script to "Pulp Fiction," and Dave hands him an Oscar; Linda Ronstadt performed a cover of Tom Petty's "The Waiting."moreless
Calvert delivers a weather forecast; a look "Behind the Scenes of the OJ Simpson Trial"; Joe Cocker performed "Have a Little Faith in Me."
Dave has another Oscar-related nightmare; a clip from the upcoming (fake) Broadway musical starring Dave and Paul; "Mad About You" star Paul Reiser gets scatological when describing the cold weather; Des'Ree performed "Feel So High."
Dave sends the standby audience to The Gap to purchase and wear matching outfits before they're allowed to return to the theater. By the end of the show, they are all wearing identical sweaters and khakis. Later, The Flaming Lips performed "She Don't Use Jelly."
Dave has a weird dream about the Oscars (featuring Calvert); Stupid Pet Tricks includes a dog that can close a dishwasher and another dog that almost carries a can of soda up a ladder; John Turturro does his Robert DeNiro impression; Oasis performed "Live Forever."
After Dave chides Inky for wearing an SNL shirt during last night's show, he appears head to toe in "Late Show" gear; Paul is spotted watching CourtTV; Tom Brokaw dares an audience member to eat hot peppers, while Dave applies pepper juice like perfume; a message from "CBS President Peter Lund"; Kate Capshaw plugs Just Cause and kisses a second audience member.moreless
"Wahoo Gazette" writer Mike McIntee makes his first on-screen appearance in a parody of the "Memo Mate" TV commercial.
Dave tries to get Kathie Lee to make fun of Regis, but she defers; The Artist Formerly Known as Prince performed "Dolphins."