Late Show with David Letterman

Season 9 Episode 10

Show #1665

Aired Weekdays 11:35 PM Aug 31, 2001 on CBS

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    • Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear From Your New College Roommate

      10. "I took the liberty of pushing the beds together"
      9. "You have two healthy kidneys, right?"
      8. "No matter what you hear, don't open this trunk"
      7. "Where should I hang these posters of beloved Commander Hussein?"
      6. "If some guy comes by looking for his 15 grand, tell him to go screw himself"
      5. "Can you believe that 'Bubble Boy' movie made fun of people with my condition?"
      4. "Here's the deal: I get the bottom half of the room, you get the top"
      3. "Uh oh, 9:30 -- time to go to sleep"
      2. "Good news -- our dorm room is live on the Internet 24 hours a day!"
      1. "Hide this quick! I'm the President's daughter"

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