Top 10 Things Overheard During the Fire:
10. Here's the problem- Dave left his hairpiece too close to the boiler
9. Everybody follow the rats to safety
8. Does this count as the Late Show Christmas party?
7. Too bad the funny Top Ten list was destroyed
6. I should have used more gasoline
5. No, Mr. Walker, we don't believe the cause was "dyn-o-mite"
4. Now that we have fire, this place truly is like hell
3. No number 3- writer loopy from smoke inhalation
2. Hey, the theater's now up to a toasty 54 degrees
1. Forget the interns, Dave, save yourself!