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Law & Order: Special Victims Unit deals with, as the show's opening credits repeat in every episode, "especially heinous" crimes. Yet despite its dark content, the show is famous for its hysterical one-liners (some intentional, others... not so much). Don't believe us? Here are 19 of SVU's best lines when taken out of context:


1. "Closure," Season 1, Episode 10


2. "Mercy," Season 4, Episode 14


3. "Painless," Season 5, Episode 22


4. "Web," Season 7, Episode 21


5. "Locum," Season 12, Episode 1


6. "Wet," Season 12, Episode 5


7. "Brief Interlude," Season 14, Episode 23


8. "Snitch," Season 9, Episode 10


9. "Tangled," Season 3, Episode 5


10. "Ace," Season 11, Episode 22


11. "Svengali," Season 9, Episode 6


12. "Closure," Season 1, Episode 10


13. "Wet," Season 12, Episode 5


14. "Careless," Season 5, Episode 18


15. "Perverted," Season 11, Episode 9


16. "Careless," Season 5, Episode 18


17. "Philadelphia," Season 8, Episode 16


18. "Justice," Season 3, Episode 19


19. "Mother," Season 5, Episode 13


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