Customs Officer: We use to raid sweatshops every week for making phony handbags, designer jeans, even T-shirts, but since 9/11, we put all our manpower into DVDs.
Olivia Benson: Boot-leg movies pose a threat to national security?
Customs Officer: When al-Qaeda's selling them. Interpol raided a sleeper cell found, 20,000 copies of Lion King, cheap to make, the profit margin's higher than drugs and a hell of a lot less risky.
Elliot Stabler: Using Mickey Mouse to fund terrorist attacks on America. What next?