Law & Order

Paul Robinette: Family court judges may not like kids with guns, but they like a clean case. They'll want a motive. Max Greevey: Who says the little sonofabitch needs a motive? Don Cragen:Max- Max Greevey: What the hell's a motive, anyway? You took my seat? (mimes gunshot) Bam! He's looking at my girlfriend? Bam! I need them SHOES?! Bam!

Grandmother: (Sadly) Why you always come too late? Max Greevey: Excuse me? Grandmother: I said how come the police are never there before somebody gets shot?

Don Cragen: Nobody has an old-fashioned altercation anymore, you notice that? Good fistfight? Somebody looks at you cock-eyed, you whip out a MAC-10.

Don Cragen: At this clip, we're gonna have a worse infant mortality rate than Ethiopia.

Ben Stone: Ingrams'll go up for murder, one way or the other. Adam Schiff: If Mr. Kay decides to testify. Real estate fraud, not much to work with. Paul Robinette: Maybe Kay has a conscience. Adam Schiff: Eh, maybe he houses the homeless in his basement, but I wouldn't count on it.

(Greevey and Logan ask Denise Winters if Gregory was involved in drugs.) Denise Winters: Mister, I got a dead baby, a boy who may be crippled, and a supervisor who tells me that going to the morgue and to the hospital is considered personal time and now you're telling me that Greg ... Gregory was on drugs!? Maybe he brought this on himself!?

Ben Stone: You know, this Chamber of Commerce routine is getting on my nerves.

Mike Logan: Roneld, stupid and tough is a bad combination. Roneld Griggs: Yeah, well, it works for you, man, right?