Law & Order

Donald Cragen: People always know things they don't think they know, you know?

Donald Cragen: Wow! I can see this leading to a whole new penological outlook -- we will only pursue homicides where the vic died in a state of grace.

Max Greevey: (reading a personal ad) MBBF. Mike Logan: Male bisexual bondage freak?

Ben Stone: Henry Rothman killed himself an hour ago. Couldn't face the thought of prison, I guess. Elizabeth Hendrick: Did anyone take a picture? Ben Stone: No, no one took any photos but Henry left some, (takes photos out of his pocket and shows them to Hendrick) Polaroids of you watching Moore die. (Max Greevey & Mike Logan cuff her and place her under arrest)

Gary Pardee: Don't make me testify. It'll ruin my career. I'm perfect for young dad parts in commercials.

Elizabeth Hendrick: Art would be much more pleasant if we didn't have to deal with artists.