Law & Order

Phil Cerreta: Charity usually begins at home, adultery usually begins on the job.

Janis Rydell: We have a deal, Stone. Ben Stone: Wrong tense, counselor. In my office, two half-truths do not equal a whole, and you better pray that your client here is snowing you, too. Janis Rydell: Are you threatening me? Ben Stone: As a matter of fact, yes, I am.

Paul Robinette: Education. It's a wonderful thing. Ben Stone: 'Anything worth knowing cannot be taught in a classroom.' Paul Robinette: Oscar Wilde? Ben Stone: Sister Mary Frances. She wielded a hell of a paddle.