Law & Order

Mike Logan: (discussing breast cancer and mastectomies) Well I'd have the surgery. Anita Van Buren: Is there any part of you that you WOULDN'T think twice about getting cut off?

Dr. Nancy Haas: I'm still looking for the answers. Jack McCoy: You should've told your patients that instead of telling them you had one.

Jack McCoy: If it was my wife, I'd go to the D.A.'s office and say, "She killed her! I want her in jail! Tell me what to say to make it happen!"

Dr. Nancy Haas: You treat me like I'm some confidence man selling swamp land in Florida. Jack McCoy: Don't flatter yourself.

Jack McCoy: Fifteen years at Bedford. She'll be selling her fellow inmates a cold remedy made from bread and water.

Jack McCoy: ....the names without checkmarks next to them, you couldn't talk to them because some of them are dead, right? (Kincaid shifts uncomfortably but doesn't answer.) ....they're all dead?!?

Jack McCoy: She tells one patient she's got a cure, it's a little white lie. She tells two patients, it's unforgivable. She tells three patients, she's a murderer. She tells four, she's a damned murderer and it's all admissible!

Jack McCoy: You're right. It's a tits and ass world. Men are pigs and we should all rot in hell. Unfortunately, that's not my jurisdiction.