Law & Order

Jack Gafney: This guy has got toys in the attic.

Mike Logan: Thou shalt not steal, except when nobody gets hurt?

Ben Stone: They say if this goes to trial, you'll be able to testify. Helen Neven: Don't force yourself, honey. Lucy Neven: I'll testify, if I have to crawl into the courtroom.

Don Cragen: I hope her mail is more interesting than mine. Mike Logan: No contest, this should be postmarked 'Bellevue'. Phil Cerreta: We have three solid cuckoos in town, one in Atlanta, two in St. Louis, three in L.A., and one in Denver.

Ben Stone: You know as well as I do that they law ought to be changed. Juries are not psychiatrists. Paul Robinette: He never got the help he needed, Ben. And the jury followed the only law we've got. We're not gods. We're not even angels.

Mitchell Burkitt: I didn't do the lady. What do you think, I'm crazy? Mike Logan: Actually, you're about the sanest person we've met all week.

Adam Schiff: A jury knows 'crazy' and 'not crazy', Paul. They don't know 'legally crazy'.

Phil Cerreta: Now, how'd you get home? Jesse Unger: I walked. Phil Cerreta: Forty blocks in half an hour? You must be a marathon walker.