Cop #1: Damn Indian winter.
Cop #2: That's Indian summer, you idiot, there's no such thing as an Indian winter.
Cop #1: A winter this cold, it's gotta be somebody's fault.
Cop #2: So you blame the Native Americans?
Cop #1: Well, you have anyone better to blame?
Cop #2: See, that's the problem with today's society, that assumption. Bad stuff doesn't just happen to you, somebody caused it to happen.
Cop #1: Keeps us in business.