Law & Order

Judge Fishbein: You lost, Mr. Robinette. This is America. One strike and you're out.

Paul Robinette: That's why we need a warrant. Judge Fishbein: (laughing) A warrant. Sounds like a fishing license to me.

(In a lot filled with exhumed corpses.) Max Greevey: What have we got so far? Mike Logan: Masucci's greatest hits.

Ben Stone: Call Cragen and tell him to pick up Masucci. Paul Robinette: For what? Ben Stone: I don't give a damn. For spitting on the sidewalk.

Pilefsky: You're bluffing. Mike Logan: Yeah, you're right. We'd be real upset if something happened to a piece of crap like you.

Max Greevey: From '80 to '88, Beigal made The Post's 50 Worst Landlords list. Last two years, he's spotless. Donald Cragen: Maybe he got religion.

Max Greevey: You ever hear of Don Quixote? Ben Stone: Did you ever hear about David and Goliath? And we have God on our side.

Mike Logan: Katherine Beigel did in ten seconds what we couldn't do for ten years. Put Frank Masucci out of business. Permanently.