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Rey Curtis: You're a Catholic.
Jack McCoy: Not when I'm at work. Sorry.
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Anita Van Buren: A thrill killing. I take it back, Lennie, I guess some people don't need a reason.
Lennie Briscoe: I guess the macarena wasn't exciting enough for them.
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Jamie Ross: The Church protects murderers, the law says two people can fire the same bullet, and the victim's mother forgives her son's killers. You figure it out.
Jack McCoy: You don't think you could? Forgive them, I mean?
Jamie Ross: No.
Jack McCoy: Neither could I. What does that say about us?
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Jack McCoy: I'm playing legal tiddlywinks with these punks. What I really want to do is take them out to Battery Park and hang 'em by the scrotum!
Adam Schiff: An understandable sentiment -- but stick with the tiddlywinks.
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Adam Schiff: Sounds like Leopold and Loeb. Who'd we get?
Jack McCoy: Beavis and Butthead.
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Lennie Briscoe (on arresting Kershaw): Congratulations, Dale. You made your bones.
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Mrs. Wheeler: I can't hate you. I'll be praying for God to watch over you every day you're in that awful place you're going to.