Lily: You like my dress?
Dan: Now you know I don't know anything about women's clothes.
Lily: It's brand spanking new.
Dan: Spanking's what it calls for.
Lily: It's always nice...to meet a lady.
Lady Belle: I'm sure your opportunities are limited.
Lily: (to Johnny) I came to apologize. You tell Dan I'm sorry, but tell him I'm right - that Lady Belle is no lady!
Johnny: Oh, say, Miss Lily dropped by last night to apologize for something. But I think she's changed her mind.
Dan: Good. If a woman ever apologizes to you, Johnny, you're sunk. They'll never forgive you for it.
Lady Belle: It seems, Miss Merrill, that your weapons are as antiquated as your clothing. It's too bad you won't have time to develop better taste.
Dan: (To Johnny) I tell you boy, hell hath no fury like a woman whose dress has been scorned.