McQuade: Marshal. I'm Jason McQuade, private investigator.
Dan: No privates around here, McQuade. They're all at Ft. Laramie in the Army.
McQuade: Why, I didn't expect repartee, Marshal.
Dan: Private investigators never get what they expect in Laramie.
McQuade: We try, Marshal.
Dan: Well, the last investigator who tried got a hatpin in his ear.
McQuade: How's that?
Dan: He had his ear too close to the keyhole.
Johnny: Uh-uh. Can't go in there. Miss Lily's office.
McQuade: But I've been trying to see my client all day.
Johnny: Said you can't go in there. She's dressing.
McQuade: All day?
Johnny: Well, you know how women are.