Leave It To Beaver

*Beaver, climbing the billboard* Beaver: Where am I? Am I there yet? Gilbert: No, you're on her muscle! *Beaver climbs some more than slips* Now get up and put your foot on the lady's thumb! *Beaver climbs further until he tries to peek into the cup of soup* Beaver: I still can't tell, it's steaming though. Gilbert: Well go up further! *Beaver hoists himself up and falls in* hey Beav, there's no soup in there, is there? I didn't hear a splash! *Beaver peeks out of the cup and gives Gilbert a "look"* *Planning Wally's party* Wally: You won't have to do much, just make the bacon and egss or whatever we wanna have that night. We'll clean up the mess afterwards June: Mess? Wally: Oh yeah, we'll clean up the soda bottles and paper plates and any records that have gotten busted. . . June: You break records? Wally: Well not on purpose. It's all the girls' fault *June looks confused* Well, they put the records on chairs and tables and the guys wind up sitting on them. *When June finds out about the boy on the billboard and Ward and Wally leave to pick up the party guests from the scene* June: Oh no .. . he's at Gilbert's house. *the fire engines show up* Eddie: Oh here comes the fire engines! *makes a siren noise* *After a few minutes* Eddie: *sarcastically, as only Eddie can do* Oh Mr. Fireman! Save my child! Eddie: Some little dope got stuck up there! *sees Ward* Oh Hello Mr. Cleaver, some unfortunate lad is trapped up there!