Leverage Season 2 Episode 11

Eliot: Ooh. Redheads burn the hottest, don't they?
Nate: Easy. She's like my niece.
Eliot: She's not like your daughter, though.
Nate: Yeah, no, like my niece. So I don't want you to like my niece. 'Cause she's like my niece.
Eliot: I don't like your niece.

Tara: What's the game?
Nate: Twenty Questions.
Tara: I'll do it in ten.

Tara: What are we supposed to do, steal the wake?
Nate: Whoa, have some respect--borrow the wake, to save the bar.

Eliot: Just use your little slimmer thing, man, and gank the ATMs.
Hardison: It's called a skimmer. But thank you for trying. And no, I don't have that thing now. Look, we're the good guys now. I haven't used that thing in months.
Parker: Months?
Hardison: Yeah.
Eliot: We've been the good guys longer than that.
Hardison: Well, we had a break.

Eliot: Let me ask you one more question--would you even consider trying this if you were sober?
Nate: Uh... I'd consider it.
Eliot: Mm-hmm.

Hardison: Hey, you know what? If you are a stay-at-home mom, you break out the wine and the Xanax, because we are having snow days here, people.

Nate: Is that my jacket?
Alec: You know what, man? You're lucky I'm not wearing your underwear. And the next time y'all call me, it better be for something easy, like faking a moon landing.

Tara: You do realize this is insane.
Nate: Wow, you didn't say "impossible." You're--you're softening.
Tara: She warned me you were a drunk.
Nate: Yeah, well, it's different than before. Before, I used to think I was okay when I was drunk.
Tara: And now?
Nate: Now... I know I'm not okay.