Season 2 Episode 11

The Bottle Job

Aired Tuesday 10:00 PM Jan 20, 2010 on TNT



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Parker: What kind of crook was your dad?
      Hardison: Parker, you just...
      Nate: He ran numbers.
      Eliot: Let me get this straight--so you stop stealing, you stop drinking, and you moved upstairs from a thief bar?
      Parker: He did. I-I get that. You don't get that? Why does nobody else get that?

    • Eliot: Ooh. Redheads burn the hottest, don't they?
      Nate: Easy. She's like my niece.
      Eliot: She's not like your daughter, though.
      Nate: Yeah, no, like my niece. So I don't want you to like my niece. 'Cause she's like my niece.
      Eliot: I don't like your niece.

    • Tara: What's the game?
      Nate: Twenty Questions.
      Tara: I'll do it in ten.

    • Tara: What are we supposed to do, steal the wake?
      Nate: Whoa, have some respect--borrow the wake, to save the bar.

    • Eliot: Just use your little slimmer thing, man, and gank the ATMs.
      Hardison: It's called a skimmer. But thank you for trying. And no, I don't have that thing now. Look, we're the good guys now. I haven't used that thing in months.
      Parker: Months?
      Hardison: Yeah.
      Eliot: We've been the good guys longer than that.
      Hardison: Well, we had a break.

    • Eliot: Let me ask you one more question--would you even consider trying this if you were sober?
      Nate: Uh... I'd consider it.
      Eliot: Mm-hmm.

    • Hardison: Hey, you know what? If you are a stay-at-home mom, you break out the wine and the Xanax, because we are having snow days here, people.

    • Nate: Is that my jacket?
      Alec: You know what, man? You're lucky I'm not wearing your underwear. And the next time y'all call me, it better be for something easy, like faking a moon landing.

    • Tara: You do realize this is insane.
      Nate: Wow, you didn't say "impossible." You're--you're softening.
      Tara: She warned me you were a drunk.
      Nate: Yeah, well, it's different than before. Before, I used to think I was okay when I was drunk.
      Tara: And now?
      Nate: Now... I know I'm not okay.

    • Eliot: We're at the safe. Parker wants to take it out for dinner and drinks first.
      Parker: This is a Glen-Reeder Prestige from the '20s. So many memories.

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