Leverage

Nate: "Sister Lupe"? When did you meet this "Sister Lupe"?
Hurley: What's that? What's with the quotes.
Nate: She's not a nun!
Hurley: Not a nun. Yeah, I met her doing charity work. Look, here's a picture of us. ("Sister Lupe" is in a bikini) What? Nuns swim.

Connor: I'm not just busting into a church to kill two men.
Liam: What if they're in the church basement? If they're in the church basement, then we can kill 'em.
Connor: You're implying that the church is holy, but the church basement isn't?
Liam: They don't say mass in the basement. The church basement is not holy ground.
Connor: So, what, it goes holy ground, mm, the basement, holy ground?
Liam: The Boy Scouts meet in the basement and they're not a church group.
Connor: A Boy Scout is trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean, and reverent. "Reverent" is right there at the end, because it is, if not a faith-based organization, not entirely secular.
Liam: So you're not coming in with me?

Hurley: And you know what I'm doing now? I'm helping other people to become better people,. So that we can all be better people together as a people.

Hurley: You just coldcocked a nun! In church!

Nate: So the local branch of the cartel is gong to take delivery of the drugs and kill Hurley to cover their tracks.
Hurley: What do the Irish want?
Nate: They want to steal the delivery and kill you to send a message.
Hurley: That's a lot of of killing of me in there.

Hardison: (posing as a cop) Aaron Cortez. Aaron? Really?
Cortez: Yeah, what? You think all Mexicans are named Juan and Roberto? Come on, homey. That's racist.
Hardison: I'm a dirty cop! Of course I'm a damn racist!