Hardison: There's the full non-disclosure agreement that Kristin's required to sign in order to get her settlement. That's a hundred pages longer than the one you sign for the CIA. The winery's just trying to get her to shut up.
Sophie: And how did you get your hands on a CIA contract?
Hardison: You ask too many questions.
Madigan: We're going to increase the output of this winery by 1000%. And for the pleasure of being part of that, you get college credit. Welcome.
Parker: What? Wait--is "college credit" code for "you're not going to pay me"?
Madigan: Get to work.
Worker: Here's the computer you ordered, sir.
Hardison: My precious. (Parker glares) You--I mean you. You're my precious.
Hardison: Age of the geek, baby. I am the Grape Gatsby.
Parker: Who's that?
Eliot: His name's Leonard. He's Madigan's right-hand guy.
Parker: He has a very punchable face.
Eliot: Yeah, I noticed that.
Parker: I like that camera. You could shove a cat in that camera.
Parker: Where did you get radioactive cesium?
Hardison: The things I do for Nate.
Parker: So I'm radioactive. Why don't I have superpowers?
Hardison: Babe, we all feel cheated.
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Hardison: My precious.
Referencing the corrupted hobbit created by J.R.R. Tolkien for his literary works The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings trilogy. Originally Sméagol, the hobbit was transformed by the influence of the One Ring. He typically talks about himself in the third person and lusts for the return of "his precious."
Hardison: I am the Grape Gatsby.
Referencing the title character of the 1925 novel by F. Scott Fitzgerald. Jay Gatsby is an enigmatic 20s millionaire who hosts extravagant parties and vies with another man for the love of a flapper, Daisy.