Leverage Season 1 Episode 11

Parker: "Alice White" has jury duty.
Hardison: Damn, I am good.
Parker: Yeah. Congratulations. Alice thanks you for getting her out of it.
Ford: No. No. Jury duty, a place where you have to follow instructions.
Sophie: Where you have to consider other people's point of view.
Eliot: There's going to be normal people there.
Ford: No, no, no. You're not getting out of this. Alice White is reporting for jury duty.

(Parker looking at pictures of other juror's grandkids)
Parker: Oh, that one's really cute. What's wrong with that one? It looks like a dog in a baby suit.

Hardison: See, everything I learned about people, I learned ringing doorbells and--and--and in a bow tie. Parker never had that. I mean, jumping from a skyscraper, she's cool. But making small talk, it's like pure terror.

Hardison: I literally cannot make this slower or any more boring. You know why they say, "Justice wears a blindfold"? So you can't see that Justice is asleep.
Nate: I am sure there's whole reservoirs of boring you have yet to plumb.

Eliot: It's your turn to be in the dumpster.
Hardison: Nah, man, I have peanut allergies. What if somebody threw in some extra crunchy Skippy? Do you want to give me mouth to mouth?