Dubenich: So, what have you been doing for three years? Playing Robin Hood? Know what I've been doing for three years. I've been preparing for this day.
Nate: Well... you'll have to do better.
Dubenich: Better than killing your father? Wow. Tough room.
Nate: Do you remember what I said to you? Next time we would meet, that I wouldn't be so nice?
Nate: Okay. Welcome to the next time.
Chaos: I want my usual fee plus expenses, and Parker dresses up as Starbuck from Battlestar Galactica.
Hardison: Hey! It's not happening.
Chaos: I'll accept Sophie as Counselor Troi. We'll negotiate on the flight.
Chaos: Wow, you are super old. Thank you for the history lesson. Maybe later, you can tell us about that one time you punched Hitler in the face. Parker, still yummy.
Archie: I have two canes. One with a taser capable of delivering 10,000 volts. The other extends a 6-inch stiletto blade. (holds it to Chaos' neck)
Chaos: Which one is this one?
Archie: Oh, I don't seem to remember. I am super old.
Hardison: It's like hacking any other network. We just find the weak spot. Then we...
Chaos: We apply maximum pressure to create maximum chaos.
Quinn: Can I hit him?
Eliot: Which one?
Quinn: Either one.
Eliot: You see, it's not just me.
Quinn: (to Chaos) How many fingers do you need to type? Round down.
Eliot: You know a lot of things, Nate. You don't know how this is going to change you.
Nate: You handled it.
Eliot: Well, you have no idea who I was before all this... started. That guy--kid--he had God in his heart, and he had a flag on his shoulder... clean hands. And I ain't seen him in the mirror in over ten years. And believe me... I get up every morning looking for him. So you can trust me when I tell you, you pull that trigger and two men die--the guy you killed... and the man you used to be.
Quinn: Hell, next time, give me the gun. I'm your huckleberry.
Quinn: Little late now.
Eliot: I love that movie.
Quinn: Who the hell doesn't?
Maggie: If temptation counted as cheating, no marriage would make it past the first year.
Archie: No reason you should care, but I approve of your young man very much.
Parker: I do care.
Archie: How does that feel?
Parker: Weird. But I think I'm getting used to it.
Hardison: I hate you with the white-hot heat of a thousand suns.
Chaos: I dream you've died and I wake up laughing.
Dubenich: You didn't kill the man responsible for your son's death.
Nate: My son would be ashamed of me if I was a murderer.
Nate: My father, on the other hand--he'd buy me an ice cream.
Canada: March 22, 2012 on Super Channel 2
UK: September 25, 2012 on FX
Turkey: January 9, 2013 on CNBC-e
Richard Chamberlain is billed as Special Guest Star.
Chaos: And Parker dresses up as Starbuck from Battlestar Galactica.
Referencing the 2003 reimaging of the 1978 TV series Battlestar Galactica. After the destruction of the Twelve Colonies, the survivors gather on the Battlestar Galactica and Laura Roslin is elected president. The series chronicles the internal struggles of the human survivors, and their attempts to survive the attacks of the Cylon robot race. In the series, the blonde Kara Thrace (Katee Sackhoff) uses the codename "Starbuck."
Chaos: I'll accept Sophie as Counselor Troi.
Referencing the empathic Betazoid character played by Marina Sirtis on Star Trek: The Next Generation. Chaos is played by Wil Wheaton, who played Wesley Crusher on the show.
Hardison: You got me a Batcave!
Referencing the secret headquarters of DC Comics' superhero, the Batman. It was first mentioned in Batman #12 (1942), but first seen in the 1943 Batman serial. Batman's creators, inspired by the movie, introduced the Batcave in Detective Comics #83 (1944). The Batcave is beneath Wayne Manor and traditionally holds all of Batman's computers, vehicles, and trophies, as well as whatever other equipment and workshops that he needs.
Nate: "The Gambler?" You're basing your life philosophy on a Kenny Rogers song?
Referencing the 1978 song written by Don Schlitz and popularized by Rogers. (Bobby Bare had recorded it earlier that year.) It tells the story of an older gambler giving advice to the down-on-his-luck narrator.
Quinn: I'm your huckleberry.
Referencing the 1993 movie Tombstone, when Johnny Ringo comes up on Doc Holliday, who he isn't expecting. Holliday says, "I'm your huckleberry," a 19th century slang term meaning, "I'm the man you're looking for. The movie popularized the term in the modern day.