Leverage Season 1 Episode 8

(checking aliases)
Nate: Let's see. We have Peter Davison, Sylvester McCoy, and I have a Tom Baker.
Sophie: Ooh yeah, I have a Baker, Sarah Jane.
Hardison: Perfect. I now pronounce you man and wife. Now go on and kiss that bride.

Cheryl: I have been working my butt off on this account. But Steve? No, he's just sitting back, waiting for me to fail so he can swoop in and save the day. I swear, it's like he's a rogue and I'm a mage and we're part of the same guild, but secretly, he's at work with the Alliance to undermine us.
Hardison: For the Horde!
Cheryl: For the Horde! You play "World of Warcraft"?
Hardison: You kidding? Did you get the new expansion pack? Woman, I was up all night. Now, look, I mean, "Burning Crusade" was great, but this new one is mind-blowing.
Nate: (over comm) Hardison? You bailed on the job because you were up all night playing a game?
(Hardison opens a cupboard to hide himself and talk back)
Hardison: (quietly) First off, "game" is hardly adequate, okay?

Parker: (reciting to Nate things she has found searching the luggage for a bomb) ...hatbox full of Euros, pouch of blood diamonds, a stolen Stradivarius. (musing) I've never lifted one of those.

Hardison: Oh, ah, they tapped into the black box.
Parker: No, no, it's not black, it's orange.
Hardison: Yeah, the black box is orange, it makes it easier to find in the debris.
Parker. Oh. Oh...

Hardison: Genetically engineered tomatoes, that's one thing, but carrot on the cob? That's gonna scare some people, brother.

Sophie: How did you both know there would be an extra uniform in the bag?
Nate: Everyone knows flight attendants are required to carry extra uniforms in case they get called to work unexpectedly.
Eliot: Or if something happens to the one that they're already wearing.
Sophie: How does everyone know that?
Nate: Worked airport security.
Eliot: Slept with a flight attendant.

Parker: What are you doing?
Hardison: Oh, I'm just remote accessing a plane's electrical system from 3,000 miles away. You know what? If you were a geek, you would be really turned on right now, I'm just saying.

Eliot: (after unsuccessfully trying to wake up the hitman) When I knock people out they tend to stay knocked out.

Parker: Look, flying isn't really all that scary when you think about it. I mean, there are a lot more likely ways to die than on a plane: car crash, house fire, electrocution, drowning, auto-erotic asphyxiation. I mean, fact is, death haunts us every day, no matter where we are.