Hardison: You're gonna gimme that shirt...
Eliot: Listen to me, son, you need those fingers to type on your little keyboard, don't you?
Hardison: See, you know a bully's just a cowboy with low self-esteem!
Eliot: What was that now?
Hardison: I said-what?
Eliot: My insecure ass is gonna be wearing this shirt!