Leverage Season 3 Episode 4

Hardison: I am the Super-Skrull. Okay, I have all of y'all's skills. I hack, I grift, I thieve.
Eliot: Do you fight?
Hardison: I have a dog for that. Name's Megabite.

(As Hardison alters Moto's photo)
Eliot: That's nice, make him--make him look drunker. And then richer.
Hardison: What you want me to do, give the man a pet tiger?
Eliot: Can you do that?

Hardison: You know I played violin until I was 14? I was pretty good, too. I never thought it'd help me in a con.
Nate: Well, why'd you give it up?
Hardison: I discovered computers, man. Turns out you can't see naked pictures of girls on a violin.

Hardison: Nate, you know, I was serious about what I said--about running my own crew some day. So, what's this thing that you think I'm missing? What, is it, like, uh, uh, thriftiness, or, like, friendliness or big-picture thinking, or...aloofne...what? (Nate ignores him) Rudeness?

Hardison: Y-you know what you've done? You asked me to play the violin in front of people.
Nate: Yes, well, you said you were good.
Hardison: As a child. That was 10 years ago.
Nate: Oh, come on, come on, Hardison. Listen, you know, told me you could do anything. You told me you were Super-Skull!
Hardison: "Skrull." "Skrull." Get it right. Super... Super... Super-Skrull. who has the combined powers of the Fantastic Four. One of whom is not Itzhak Perlman.