Leverage Season 5 Episode 1

Hardison: We brew our own beer now.
Parker: Yeah, and we're calling "Thief Juice. "Tastes like bad guys."
Hardison: Hey, no, we're not. I told you... the suggestion...

Parker: "Thief Juice." "It's a Mouth Crime."
Hardison: Suggestion box.

Nate: Portland is, uh, odd.
Sophie: Very, very wet. We're gonna have to have a serious talk about moving to somewhere with less rain.
Hardison: London has rain.
Sophie: No, London has fog. Fog is mysterious. Rain just ruins my hair.

Eliot: Nine out of ten restaurants fail. Especially when you're... you can't put anchovies and pineapple on the same pizza.
Hardison: Obviously, you do not have a refined taste palette.
Eliot: Don't come crying to me when this thing goes bankrupt.

Sophie: You seem perfectly happy in this... town.
Parker: We're here.
Sophie: Yeah, I know, we're here, get used to it...
Parker: No. We're here. Us.
Sophie: Oh. That's sweet.
Parker: Yeah, me and my money. Hardison and Eliot, Nate and you.
Sophie: Yeah? Parker, why does the money always come before the people?

Eliot: (about Nate) To be honest, when you're not on the receiving end of it, watching him mess with somebody's head is pretty impressive.
Hardison: Yeah. It's like one of those aliens that feeds off of people's fear.