At the warehouse, just after Hardison yells "Move!" at Roemer, the bodyguard behind Cary Elwes tries and fails badly at repressing a grin.
Parker: I wish we had lasers.
Hardison: Put it in the suggestion box.
Hardison: We brew our own beer now.
Parker: Yeah, and we're calling it "Thief Juice. "Tastes like bad guys."
Hardison: Hey, no, we're not. I told you... the suggestion...
Parker: "Thief Juice." "It's a Mouth Crime."
Hardison: Suggestion box.
Nate: Portland is, uh, odd.
Sophie: Very, very wet. We're gonna have to have a serious talk about moving to somewhere with less rain.
Hardison: London has rain.
Sophie: No, London has fog. Fog is mysterious. Rain just ruins my hair.
Eliot: Nine out of ten restaurants fail. Especially when you're... you can't put anchovies and pineapple on the same pizza.
Hardison: Obviously, you do not have a refined taste palette.
Eliot: Don't come crying to me when this thing goes bankrupt.
Sophie: You seem perfectly happy in this... town.
Parker: We're here.
Sophie: Yeah, I know, we're here, get used to it...
Parker: No. We're here. Us.
Sophie: Oh. That's sweet.
Parker: Yeah, me and my money. Hardison and Eliot, Nate and you.
Sophie: Yeah? Parker, why does the money always come before the people?
Eliot: (about Nate) To be honest, when you're not on the receiving end of it, watching him mess with somebody's head is pretty impressive.
Hardison: Yeah. It's like one of those aliens that feeds off of people's fear.
Eliot: I'm only going to say this once, boys. Give me the... teddy bear.
Canada: November 12, 2012 on Super Channel 1
UK: February 5, 2013 on FOX
Injoke: The main henchman is named "Busey." As noted on the DVD commentaries, the production crew nickname their henchmen "Buseys" in honor of actor Gary Busey in his role in the movie Lethal Weapon as a henchman.
Hardison: The Tony Stark of the 40s.
Referencing the Iron Man character published by Marvel Comics. Tony Stark is the multimillionaire industrialist who is also the superhero Iron Man.