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    cats12r

    [1]Mar 20, 2008
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    A game i'm adding. the way it works:

    I will post two very controversial topics, and the next guy below me will post which he/she thinks is more evil.then they will post 2 controversial topics,and so on.

    lets go:

    which is more evil:

    Rap Music or Cocaine?

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    ChosenOne42

    [2]Mar 27, 2008
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    Definitely rap music. You have a choice as far as cocaine goes, but someone is always playing rap wherever you go. It could be that dude who pulled up next to you in traffic, or some guy with a boombox who thinks he's awesome.

    Now, which is the Root of all Evil, Guitar Hero or World of Warcraft?

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    cats12r

    [3]Mar 27, 2008
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    World of warcraft. its more than twice as addicting, and causes no help. Im sure that some people tried learning how to play a guitar after enjoying GH, and then quit WoW.

    next up:

    The IRS or (most) teenagers?

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    ChosenOne42

    [4]Mar 27, 2008
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    The IRS. They're wasting time collecting money from us when they could just steal it from Bill Gates (oops, sorry. I mean Warren Buffet)

    Next: Apple or Microsoft?

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    count-chocula

    [5]Mar 28, 2008
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    Both as evil as each other but I guess I have to go with Apple.

    Next: Richard Branson or Rupert Murdoch?
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    Elizrael

    [6]Mar 29, 2008
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    Richard Branson because he's not only rich and super-influential, but also arrogant.

    Next: Commercials or teen superstars?
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    ChosenOne42

    [7]Mar 29, 2008
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    Teen superstars for sure. Once those kids from High School Musical and Hannah Montana figure out that they are owned by the Disney Corporation, they will revolt and destroy mankind as we know it.

    Next: Wal-Mart or General Motors?

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    Range341

    [8]Mar 29, 2008
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    Walmart, I'm just waiting on them to take over all department stores everywhere.

    Honestly even with mention of Hannah Montana, there still should be one on her since she is such a brat, Hanna Montana or Dora the Explorer.(or as Reagan would put it, Dora the explora!)
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    ChosenOne42

    [9]Mar 29, 2008
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    Hannah. If she doesn't revolt against the Disney Corporation (or after she's done with that) she'll probably raise an army of her thousands of six-year-old fans and their parents who were forced to come along because it's not safe to let your kids go alone to something like that and destroy the known universe (and Britney)

    Now, which console is more evil: The Wii or PS3?

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    Timekpr

    [10]Mar 29, 2008
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    The PS3. The Wii encourages older people to be more hip and The PS3 encourages older people to waste their money for Sony.

    Which is more evil: Movie Theater Concessions or Fast Food?
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    milkhaswings

    [11]Mar 30, 2008
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    Movie theater Concessions, fast food may be incredibly unhealthy but it is cheap and effective while the concessions are so very overpriced. Plus, you're not forced to eat unhealthy fast food but if you want a snack at the theater you have to buy from them.

    Next: Tickle Me Elmo or Monopoly?
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    ChosenOne42

    [12]Mar 30, 2008
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    Tickle Me Elmo. Monopoly gives you (somewhat of) an idea about business and how not to buy Baltic. Tickle Me Elmo is just a creepy doll for creepy (pedphiles) people.

    Next: Starbucks or game shows?

    Edited on 04/01/2008 4:48pm
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    cats12r

    [13]Apr 2, 2008
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    starbucks. there are more than 7,000 starbucks in america alone. they are taking over the world, 1 annoying (and not very good) coffee shop at a time. game show, while there are too many of them, at least entertain.

    reality shows or richard nixon

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    ChosenOne42

    [14]Apr 3, 2008
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    "Reality" shows. They are corrupting the minds of every man, woman, and TV station in America. They are destroying "M"TV and VH1 all at the same time. I don't have a problem with Tricky Dick because, frankly, I don't know the guy.

    Next: Anime or video games?

    Edited on 04/05/2008 7:44pm
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    bangor09

    [15]Apr 6, 2008
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    Video games: They remind me I'm getting older since my reflexes aren't what they used to be and the newer the game the more combos and quick pushing I got to learn , Anime let me have as many Naughty girls I want in my home without my wife ripping my B*lls for it, since it's not really cheating....

    What's more evil:

    Disney or Troma???

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    count-chocula

    [16]Apr 6, 2008
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    Disney: never could trust that mouse!

    Simon or Garfunkel?
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    ChosenOne42

    [17]Apr 7, 2008
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    Garfunkel. Doesn't it just sound like the name of a comic book villain? (WARNING: Garfunkel is a trademarked villain of CO42 Comics Inc.)

    Next: Black Sabbath or Iron Maiden?

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    cats12r

    [18]Apr 7, 2008
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    well, i cant say, because those arent very controversial. i guess iron maiden...

    which is more evil:Tobacco or guns?

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    milkhaswings

    [19]Apr 7, 2008
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    Tobacco is evil but it is not used to directly kill anyone, like if someone smokes a cigarette they're not doing it intent on killing themselves...I would hope. The real evil with tobacco is the people behind it, selling cigarettes and such...and Joe Camel.

    He's set camels back decades..

    Guns need to be fired by a hand to kill. Soooo...guns.

    Which is more evil? Zombies or Giant Robots Hell-bent on destruction?

    Think about it.

    Edited on 04/07/2008 7:33pm
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    Speckledorfed

    [20]Apr 8, 2008
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    Giant Robots Hell-Bent on Destruction. Zombies are just mindless advocates to evil, while Giant robots have much more skill to destroy.

    Vanessa Anne Hudgens or Britney Spears?

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