Ummm... like there's this kid and he falls into a hat, right! Yeah, yeah! That's it... a hat! And like, the hat is a portal to a land of hats. Y'know, like HATS! And there's this dude called Weenie... [can we say that in a kid's timeslot?]. I tell ya what. If this makes it to air, I'll eat my hat... No! No! Better than that, I'll turn the Brady Bunch into a variety hour.
[Yeah, and like, Bobby can fall into this hat... or maybe the hat can become a pool... and Peter can fall into it and Jan can morph into a different Jan coz the other one didn't like HR Puffnstuff...]
"Hey mom, got any more of that Special K cereal?"