Lie To Me Season 2 Episode 11

Hendricks: I never said I saw aliens. I saw an unidentified flying object. Now, what is so loony about that?
Torres: Well, school board is gonna say there's a lot loony about that.

Gillian: Cal, you're crossing that line.
Cal: Helen's already crossed it... One should not shag one's students. Especially not the psychopathic ones.

Helen: We both know this is not about Martin. This is about us.
Cal: "Us" was 23 years ago. I think I'm over it.
Helen: Interesting how you remember the exact number of years.
Cal: Yes, bloody fascinating, isn't it?

(Cal is putting up warning posters about Martin)
Cal: Look at Martin, all right? He's a loony. And if I'm right, you could be putting these women in danger.
Helen: And if you're wrong...
Cal: I'll recycle.

Gillian: The thing about Cal is he's--
Helen: Insufferable.
Gillian: No... Well, yes, sometimes. Has he always been like this?
Helen: Yes, only more so. A word? He is not someone for the long haul.
Gillian: Oh, no, no, no. We're not a--
Helen: Just keep your distance, or you could find yourself a very lonely woman.

Cal: Did you push your sister in the pool?
Martin: No. She fell.
Cal: You didn't help her, though, did you? You just watched her drown.
Martin: Yes.
Cal: Why?
Martin: I wanted her bike.

Gillian: Cal, maybe you are seeing what you want to see.
Cal: You buying his act, are you?
Gillian: I think you and Helen have a lot of unresolved issues. I think you two were a couple when you were her student, and I don't think you like your replacement.
Cal: You know, you're starting to sound a lot like Helen. I mean that in the nicest possible way.

Martin: Good chess players think 5 moves ahead.
Cal: Great chess players think one move ahead, but it's always the right move.

Gillian: Just say it.
Cal: I haven't got a clue what you're on about.
Gillian: Ok, fine. I'll say it for you. You're mad I didn't back you up. But Cal, I didn't see what you saw. Beating you a couple of times doesn't make him a psychopath.

Loker: The best lies are covered with half-truths.

Gillian: (to Cal and Helen) Have you two always been like this?
Cal: No, we're far more civil now.