Lie To Me Season 2 Episode 17

Foster: This is Lightman being discreet. If Michelle Daly's not enough to haunt the governor for the truth, Lightman is.

(About Loker chatting online with Emily)
Ria: Oh, God. What'd you do?
Loker: Nothing... Told her I might be going to Musicfest, too.
Ria: What is wrong with you?

Emily: Maybe kissing him (Loker) was a little extreme.
Cal: Oh, you reckon, do you?
Emily: Yeah, but that makes me the apple that didn't fall far from the tree.
Cal: Oh, so, it's my fault then, is it?
Emily: Yeah. It's good you admit this.

Loker: (after kissing Emily) I'm so fired.

Loker: (about her cyberfriends) All right, these guys. Bad idea. Keep your distance.
Emily: Eli, I barely know them.
Loker: Good. Then your distance will be kept because from what I'm reading, these guys are bringing an entire pharmacy to the concert.

Loker: Please try not to judge.
Torres: (surprised) You're cyberfriends with Emily?
Loker: (panicky) Judgment all over your face. Look, she friended me. She's the boss's daughter. What am I supposed to do?
Torres: Hit ignore.

Clara: (about the governor) Just go easy on him. Ok? I respect this man a lot. Someday he could be president.
Cal: Not with this girl's blood on his hands, he won't.

Ben: The FBI is paying you to find out if the governor was acting alone, not dig into the governor's personal life.
Cal: No, the FBI's paying me to poke around and, you know, find the truth. I'm not a glorified cop, Ben.

Gillian: The governor knew Michelle Daly.
Clara: Of course he knew her. She was a staffer.
Cal: No, he knew knew her. Know what I mean?

Clara: You know, I told the governor that I owe my freedom to your bull-headed, obnoxious, no-holds-barred way of doing things.
Cal: Up yours.
Clara: Right now?
Cal: Ooh, I'll say.

(Talking about Trevor Addison.)
Cal: He's tried it on with you, hasn't he?
Clara: Please. (looks away)
Cal: Eyes front, Clara. This is important. Hasn't he? (she looks back at him) Well, I can't say that I blame him, really.
Clara: Excuse me?
Cal: That was supposed to be a compliment.
Clara: A compliment. That's funny. It felt more like an insult.

Cal: I know you were just trying to look out for her, right? And I shouldn't have hit you. I was wrong. Physical violence... right... it's very, very wrong.
Loker: Apology accepted.
Emily: Dad, come on. Don't blow the apology.
Cal: (to Loker) I'm sorry.
Loker: Probably should have seen it coming.
Cal: What, the kiss?
Loker: No, the punch. You're emotional wildfire where Emily's concerned.

(To Emily about Loker)
Cal: What if I hadn't apologized.(Emily punches him in the stomach.) Ooh! Good girl.

Gillian: Back to you and Clara.
Cal: Really?
Gillian: Well, she's up to something and I want to make sure you're not compromised.
Cal: No, no, it was just a bit of fun between us.
Gillian: It was a little bit more than that.
Cal: Were you there?
Gillian: I'm talking about from her perspective.
Cal: You know I can read faces, don't you?
Gillian: Did I say incredible? I meant impossible.
Cal: Thank you very much.

Cal: What was that?
Clara: What?
Cal:(Pointing to Clara and Janet) What was that between you just now? What was that?
Clara: Nothing.
Cal: You should really leave the lying to the politician's wife. She's had a lot more practice than you have.

Cal: Janet's using Clara.
Gillian: You're incredible.
Cal: Or the other way around, you know. Incredible how?
Gillian: You know.
Cal: Oh, Clara. It's that obvious, is it?
Gillian: Was it that good?
Cal: Honestly?
Gillian: No!

Brooks: I'm not sure I follow.
Cal: Well, do your best, governor, you know, for the dead girl in the morgue.
Brooks: I beg your pardon?
Cal: No, don't beg. See, look, it frightens the voters.