Gillian: Why do people always think they're the only ones with a secret?
Cal: Human nature, I suppose.
Gillian: I thought you could use a real drink.
Cal: And a bath.
Gillian: Well, I can't help you with that.
Torres: She loves you, and your money. You're lying to yourself if you think you can separate the two.
Mr. Kachini: She lied to me.
Loker: Well, why are you in love with Nadia? She's charming, she's intelligent and... oh, wait for it... she's beautiful. How's her beauty any different from your money?
Mr. Kachini: I don't know.
Torres: Exactly. Just be honest with her.
Loker: And yourself. And get a prenup.
(Gillian hangs up her phone and looks upset)
Cal: How's your husband?
Gillian: How'd you know...? Don't do that.
Loker: Look, I don't care if she's into him for his money, as long as she's up front about it from the beginning.
Torres: Yeah, well, it's not always so easy to be open about money.
Loker: I always tell women exactly how much I have in the bank on the first date.
Sylvia: And you wonder why you never get a second.
Loker: The female hanging fly.
Loker: The female hanging fly. She'll only mate with a male when he brings her a caterpillar as a food offering. The bigger the offering, the more time she will have intercourse with him. For insects it's food, for us it's money. She's a female hanging fly.
Torres: Okay, you need to get out more.
Gillian: You almost didn't sell it. I'm going to have to hit you harder next time.
Cal: You know, you take a little bit too much pleasure in that one.
(Talking to a potential client)
Torres: Dr. Lightman does deception detection for the FBI, TSA, police... We don't snoop into people's personal lives.
Loker: But thanks for coming in. Your Website is incredibly useful for reconnecting with girls who rejected me in middle school.
Mr. Kachini: I'm about to ask my girlfriend, Nadia, to marry me.
Loker: Oh, mazel tov. It's a good thing you're starting young, it took my dad five times to get it right. Affair, alcohol, green card problems, affair...
Ria: Did you find Dr. Lightman?
Gillian: FEMA confirmed he's at the disaster site. I'm heading out there now while there are still one or two people he hasn't had time to alienate.
Ria: Better drive fast.
Cal: What was that, a job?
Cal: You wanna tell me what it is?
Gillian: I don't need your permission to take on a case.
Cal: Well, that depends on the case, doesn't it, really?
Gillian: It'll be fine, I promise.
Cal: That usually means I'm gettin' screwed.
Warren: My men need engineers and rescue workers, not a couple of freak show shrinks pointing fingers.
Cal: She's the shrink. I'm the freak show.
International Episode Titles:
Czech Republic: Bezcenný život (Priceless Life)
Original International Air Dates:
Belgium: April 27, 2009 on 2BE
Australia: April 28, 2009 on Channel Ten
United Kingdom: July 9, 2009 on Sky1/Sky1 HD
Latin America: September 14, 2009 on FOX
Finland: April 19, 2010 on MTV3
Czech Republic: May 2, 2010 on Prima
Germany: May 5, 2010 on Vox
Slovakia: October 14, 2010 on JOJ
India: October 26, 2010 on Star World
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