Lie To Me Season 2 Episode 14

Ria: (about Cpt. Renshaw) That's the kind of guy I'd follow into war.
Gillian: That's because he was flirting with you the entire time.

Sgt. Turley: Listen, I-I know, I know what you're thinking.
Cal: No, you don't.
Sgt. Turley: I don't have PTSD.
Cal: (sarcastically) Oh, excuse me, where did you do your post doctorate work?

Cal: (about Jeff) I have to agree. He's completely unstable.
Gillian: Lightman has that effect on people.
Cal: Try being her.

Cal: Gillian. Be the kid. Go on. Heels off, make yourself shorter. You know, shouldn't be too difficult.

Cal: And that's the official version.
Ria: What do you think, there's more than one version?
Cal: There's always more than one version.

Cal: What are you doing here?
Emily: Nothing. I, uh, I got you a cactus.
Cal: Why?
Emily: Why not?
Cal: What have you done?
Emily: I haven't done anything. I just... It-it reminded me of you.