Lie To Me Season 3 Episode 11

Cal: I suppose you might say I'm the kind of doctor that's a bit of a pain in the ass, really.
Ilene: Oh, yeah? Why?
Cal: I poke about a bit.

Emily: I was going to go over to Francie's.
Cal: I've got a concussion, Em, not a brainectomy. You were going to Willy's weren't you?
Emily: Liam's.
Cal: Aha!

Cal: (opens his eyes to see Loker staring at him) Nightmare. Hang on a sec. (closes his eyes) Changing channels. (opens his eyes) Nope. Still there. My brain must be on the blink.
Loker: Again?

Loker: You actually read this book?
Cal: No, Loker. I just leave it laying around so that bunkers like you will find it and think I'm clever.
Loker: Could be Emily's.

Cal: What's that, then?
Emily: Oh, a memory test.
Cal: Look, it was just a knock to the head, Em.
Emily: No such thing as just a knock to the head at your age.
Cal: Where'd you get that mouth from?
Emily: I forget. You tell me.

Emily: Are those the Mayan ruins?
Cal: I don't know. I can't remember.
Emily: I'm going to Cancun with my friends next year.
Cal: Can I come?
Emily: So is that a yes?
Cal: What?
Emily: Mexico.
Cal: Who?
Emily: Dad.
Cal: What were we talking about?
Emily: Don't be a plonker.
Cal: You get that mouth from me, girl. Don't you forget it.

Gillian: Listen, I want you to know that we believe the D.A. is over-reaching with this murder too. And we want to help you, Mrs. Jackson.
Mrs. Jackson: You're working for the D.A.
Ria: Well, actually, we like to believe that we work for the truth.